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No smoking in bed.

No abuse of other artists' work.

No self-abuse after lights out.

No works bigger than...

No works smaller than...

No friends around to stay.

No age limit.

No nicking cutlery.

No curfew.

If the Calor Gas bottle runs out, refill it at McAllisters across the road at your own expense.

Work hard.

Produce something you will be proud of.

Do the dishes.

No slacking.